Archive for September, 2010
Heidi Klum Leaves Victoria’s Secret After 13 Years
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Heidi Klum Leaves Victoria’s Secret After 13 Years Heidi Klum is hanging up her angel wings.The 37-year-old mother of four has left Victoria’s Secret."All good things have to come to an end," she says. "I will always love Victoria and never tell her secret. It’s been an absolute amazing time!"Klum has had many notable moments on the runway."I am excited," she said. "I’m keeping it all together."Even though her catwalk days are kaput, Klum has plenty of work on her plate.Klum can currently be seen baring all in her husband Seal’s new video, "Secret." |
Heidi Montag Calls Off Divorce
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Heidi Montag Calls Off Divorce Heidi Montag said she is calling off her divorce from Spencer Pratt, and the couple announced they were trying to make their marriage work.In a statement they claim they had decided to reconcile. "We are back together trying to make things work," said the couple."We do love each other and realized we do want to spend the rest of our lives together."Montag filed for divorce from Pratt in July after 15 months of marriage in what was suspected to be a publicity stunt by the fame-hungry duo.Pratt claimed he had a sex tape featuring Montag that he was shopping to a major Los Angeles porn company.Days later, Montag and Pratt were photographed together at a Costa Rica hotel, casting further doubt on their apparent rift. |
Martina Colombari thrives by being naked
It’s a good thing hot chicks know how to properly employ themselves. Instead of gorgeous MILF Martina Colombari reserving her life to scrubbing floors and caring for the kids, she chose instead a life of standing naked in front of cameras with her perfect tits exposed front and center. By being a model, Martina Colombari leaves an imprint in everybody’s minds, specifically a naked imprint of her tits immediately stained by cum spewing out of my cock.
In this set of nude pictures of Martina Colombari, her nudity is paired in comparison to the wild images of nature. A critic would certainly praise this work of art for putting her fragile body in contrast with the untempered features of the rocks and the foliage. I, however, have nothing but gobs of cum to spare for Ms. Colombari’s body, and an hour of fantasizing about digging my cock deep in her tantalizingly covered pussy. And then the critic quit his work to jack off to Martina Colombari’s naked pictures.
So after talking about people finding their proper place in the world, shouldn’t you start on it too? Let me suggest staying right where you are, unzipping your pants, and clicking on the link for more of Martina Colombari posing nude and showing her tits. She’s not going anywhere.
Hayden Panettiere’s busty barmaid sideline
It’s Oktoberfest again everybody! Not that it’s any different for me and my beer-stained shirt, but it is a change because we see hot celebrities like Hayden Panettiere dressed up in a sexy German barmaid outfit and handing out the booze! It just shows you don’t have to be German to enjoy a healthy mix of beer and boobs, courtesy of this busty celebrity babe.
It’s a smart move for the Germans to let Hayden Panettiere’s tits to roam around the event, because if there’s one reason people are clamoring to get a pint of beer for, it’s so they can quickly put on those beer goggles and fuck even the ugliest German pussy in the room and score one for the day. I’m not saying German chicks are all bad, but having Hayden Panettiere’s titties flanking the beer distribution certainly makes things more exciting. I’ll definitely skip the beer and unload Hayden Pannetiere’s yummy boobies right out of her barmaid costume!
By then, Hayden herself will be too blacked out emptying the beer out of that huge ass mug to keep her good sense, and would gladly let anyone fondle and stick a hand down her meaty cleavage. Hayden Panettiere is swimming in dangerous waters being surrounded by rowdy guys stinking of beer, but she obviously wants it or she wouldn’t have come in wearing a kinky outfit screaming, “Fuck me in the tits!”
Anna Kournikova Bikini Pictures
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Anna Kournikova Bikini Pictures Anna Kournikova, the original gangster of tennis hotties from the former Eastern Bloc, featured in these bikini pictures from our friends at Maxim. Anna Kournikova still holds her own against the latest crop of grass-court sexy bombs, keeping that athletic bikini body nice and, well, athletic and bikini-ish. |
Ines Sainz Is Loved
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Ines Sainz Is Loved Ines Sainz harrassed by The New York Jets, but loved by all adoring fans.Ines Sainz, you sexy sports reporter from Mexico, how badly we want to hold you in our arms and tell you everything is going to be okay. Trust me, I feel your pain.We will continue to respectfully ogle, for example, these pictures from Esquire Mexico. Nothing wrong with seeing a sexy woman and thinking to yourself, ‘Yummy’. |
Leann Rimes Bikini Pictures Are Hot
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Leann Rimes Bikini Pictures Are Hot Check out LeAnn Rimes’ ridiculously toned bikini body that she’s been conjuring up the past several months. She’s gotten to the point that Shape magazine featured her toned hot bikini body in their magazine; quite an endorsement. I’m willing to jump on the LeAnn is pretty damn hot bandwagon. |
Lindsay Lohan Back In Rehab
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Lindsay Lohan Back In Rehab Lindsay Lohan voluntarily checked herself into rehab on Tuesday for the fifth time in three years.Newly freed on bail following a relapse, Lohan voluntarily has checked into a substance abuse rehab program, according to reports. Lohan, who most recently spent 23 days in a live-in program at UCLA Medical Center, planned to "step up her treatment" and "do more" than previously expected, a source claims.The name of the new program wasn’t immediately known, but sources say it’s in Southern California. She checked in late Monday. Lohan was released from a Lynwood, Calif., jail Sept. 24 after winning an appeal to be granted bail following a failed drug test. She is now wearing an alcohol-detecting ankle bracelet. |
Chelsea Handler Topless
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Chelsea Handler Topless Check out the latest discovery, Chelsea Handler in a piece of cinematic art, really really bad cinematic art. See Chelsea Handler topless pictures. You’ll want to see her boobs in the movie, The Plotters (2001). There’s nothing funny about Chelsea Handler’s boobs. |
Megan Fox In Sexy Armani
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Megan Fox In Sexy Armani The Armani ad featuring Megan Fox in various states of dress and undress is out, and, well, for a commercial, it’s definitely worth watching. I mean, if you are one of the three billion men in this world who find Megan Fox sexy. I believe I’m number 17 on that list or so. Why is Megan Fox doing commercials? Any excuse to see her fine body, ass, and boobs, I’m definitely watching. |
Lindsay Lohan Released On $300,000 Bail
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Lindsay Lohan Released On $300,000 Bail A new judge cleared the way for Lindsay Lohan’s release from jail on $300,000 bail after her attorney challenged a ruling earlier in the day that would have kept her in jail for nearly a month.Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Patricia Schnegg set the amount Friday evening. Schnegg imposed several restrictions on Lohan’s release, including that she must wear an alcohol-monitoring bracelet.Schnegg’s ruling came after Lohan’s attorney, Shawn Chapman Holley, filed a late-afternoon appeal seeking bail forLohan. Holley had been prohibited from arguing for bail during the Friday morning hearing when Judge Elden Fox ordered Lohan held until an Oct. 22 hearing.Schnegg’s ruling states that defendants are entitled to bail in misdemeanor cases, which applies to Lohan. Lohan, who stayed in the same cell she occupied during her last stay, was freed at about 11:40 p.m. after posting $300,000 bail.As conditions of bail, Lohan is also prohibited from possessing any controlled substances, must refrain from drinking and must stay out of places where alcohol is primarily sold. |
Lindsay Lohan Gets $300,000 Bail
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Lindsay Lohan Gets $300,000 Bail A new judge cleared the way for Lindsay Lohan’s release from jail on $300,000 bail after her attorney challenged a ruling earlier in the day that would have kept her in jail for nearly a month.Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Patricia Schnegg set the amount Friday evening. Schnegg imposed several restrictions on Lohan’s release, including that she must wear an alcohol-monitoring bracelet.Schnegg’s ruling came after Lohan’s attorney, Shawn Chapman Holley, filed a late-afternoon appeal seeking bail forLohan. Holley had been prohibited from arguing for bail during the Friday morning hearing when Judge Elden Fox ordered Lohan held until an Oct. 22 hearing.Schnegg’s ruling states that defendants are entitled to bail in misdemeanor cases, which applies to Lohan.It is unclear when Lohan could be released.As conditions of bail, Lohan is also prohibited from possessing any controlled substances, must refrain from drinking and must stay out of places where alcohol is primarily sold. |
Lindsay Lohan Won’t Get Out of Jail Early
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Lindsay Lohan Won’t Get Out of Jail Early Lindsay Lohan was twice released early in her previous stays at a Lynwood, Calif., jail, serving only a fraction of her sentences. Not this time. "Ms. Lohan cannot be released early because this isn’t a jail sentence," L.A. Sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore says. "She’s being held by court order until her hearing on Oct. 22. She will be held in the same conditions as her last stay, in a keep-away unit." Barring any unforeseen circumstances, Lohan will remain at the all-female-inmate facility for the next 29 days. "She’s now being processed through, she’s going to go through the same physical and mental evaluation," says Whitmore, adding that she’ll be segregated from the general population "for the safety and security of the entire jail system." Whitmore adds that Lohan is "very cooperative, very demure, very quiet. Once again she’s doing everything that is asked of her. Last time she did very well and so far, so good this time.” Lohan once again donned an orange jumpsuit and is expected to be held by herself in an 8-by-12 foot cell, where she could spend approximately 23 hours a day. |
Lindsay Lohan Refused Bail
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Lindsay Lohan Refused Bail Lindsay Lohan returned to jail in handcuffs Friday after a judge refused to set bail and ordered her to remain in custody for failing a drug test until another hearing nearly a month away.Bailiffs handcuffed Lohan immediately after the hearing that lasted less than 10 minutes at the Beverly Hills courthouse.Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Elden S. Fox would not listen to arguments for bail from Lohan’s attorney, Shawn Chapman Holley.It will be Lohan’s third jail stint for a three-year-old drug and drunken driving case filed after a pair of high-profile arrests in 2007.But this time, the judge’s order diminishes the likelihood that Lohan will be released before an Oct. 22 hearing, when her positive drug test will be discussed. |
Lindsay Lohan Sent Back To Jail
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Lindsay Lohan Sent Back To Jail Lindsay Lohan is headed back to jail after a failed drug test.Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Elden S. Fox ordered Lohan jailed during a court hearing. Her next court appearance was set for Oct. 22. Fox did not set bail and Lohan will be jailed immediately.It will be Lohan’s third jail stint for a three-year-old drug and drunken driving case filed after a pair of high-profile arrests in 2007.Her previous stays at a women’s jail in a Los Angeles suburb lasted 84 minutes and 14 days.Lohan acknowledged failing a court-ordered drug screening last week in a series of Twitter postings.Fox had threatened her with 30 days in jail for each drug test she failed or missed. |
Mayra Veronica Replaces Kim Kardashian
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Mayra Veronica Replaces Kim Kardashian How do you replace Kim Kardashian in your bedroom? Well, according to our friends at RadarOnline, if you’re former-former Heisman Trophy winner, Reggie Bush, you find a Kim Kardashian look-alike in the Cuban born sexpot model, Mayra Veronica, first made famous by the legendary Don Francisco on Univision, now very much in the public limelight. While we remain entirely neutral on matters of the heart, as to matters of the ginormous boobs and butt — wow! Just, wow. |
Jessica Alba Smoking Hot
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Jessica Alba Smoking Hot Check out the Vanity Fair Italy spread on the super sexy Jessica Alba, who transforms from hotness to mega-hotness with just a couple hours of make-up and photo lighting and a barely there wardrobe. Not that she needed to, but Jessica Alba has been stepping up her game big time in the past few months, from sweet to sexy to MILFy to MILFtastic. Where does it all end? I hope we never find out. |
Kim Kardashian Nude
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Kim Kardashian Nude Why is Kim Kardashian so upset at the release of her super sexy nude photos from Playboy? Concern that her peers in the field of nuclear fission might take her groundbreaking research less seriously? Worry that her endless line of footballers might think she’s ‘that kind of girl’? Worry that the photos could get her kicked out of Mensa?There is one and only one reason we love Kim Kardashian (okay, more than one if we break it down into parts), and this is precisely it. And these photos of her amazing curves and boobs and entry to her palace of delights really up her score on our lust scale. |
Rocio Guirao Diaz will play with your snake any time
Can you believe this hot piece is some kid’s mom? You’re staring at Rocio Guirao Diaz’ fine Argentinian tits, gentlemen, and believe it or not, this sexy babe is a MILF. Yeah, leave it to the MILFs when it comes to pushing the limits of displaying your bare body. Here, she’s pictured completely naked save for a fucking snake ruining the view. Makes the chick look more hardcore, though, huh?
Although some of you might be let down seeing that snake covering up Rocio Guirao Diaz’ essential parts, I find this highly arousing. Any sexy mama daring enough to screw around with a snake has enough guts to do kinkier shit in bed with men. I bet Rocio can take any guy’s spitting snake in bed, if you catch me. A whore this fine and daring probably has more than a handful of fuck experiences to back her up, and in this category, my guesses are often accurate.
So if you’re done murdering that serpent in your head for killing the view, head over to see Rocio Guirao Diaz real, naked, and ready for a fuck.
Coco brings her ass-exposing to the catwalk
Will you look at that, a non-twitter picture of Coco. No difference though, she still found a way to keep the basement open for business. But you won’t hear me complaining, I love a woman who knows her ass is a more profitable asset than any other part of her body. And to us lovers of the ass, Coco gives a little something extra by showing off her huge boobs too. Where was this fashion show and why wasn’t I invited???
I just love what Coco wore in these ass-exposing pictures of her. Such a skanky way of making sure her giant ass still covers half of the frame, and the other with her tits. I bet you she received an encore just for that little trick… and possibly for nothing else. Let’s be real here, we’re all just here to get a piece of Coco’s ass, aren’t we?
Some chicks would find it insulting when all guys see of you is a pair of booty cheeks in need of a good spanking, but Coco knows that’s the best compliment ever. Having a thousand guys fantasize about pounding their cocks in that ass of hers motivates Coco to post more pictures of her huge ass, so keep worshipping Coco’s bare booty to keep them, and yourself, coming.
Lindsay Lohan May Return To Jail
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Lindsay Lohan May Return To Jail Lindsay Lohan could be back behind bars on Friday.She recently admitted to failing two court-ordered drug tests and has had a bench warrant issued for her arrest and she will have her probation revoked on Friday by Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Elden Fox. She may have to spend 30 days in jail as she waits for a probation violation hearing to be held.A source claims, "Lindsay could be remanded directly into custody on Friday, pending the probation violation hearing, and it’s very likely that Judge Fox will do that. She was allowed to remain out on bail last time until her probation violation hearing, but Judge Fox probably won’t give her that privilege because of her failed drug test, and this is her second probation violation hearing in less than three months."By remanding her directly to custody, Lindsay would stay behind bars until the probation violation hearing, she wouldn’t allowed to get out early. The probation violation hearing could be set for the following week, or as much as 30 days from now. If it’s set for 30 days from now, Lindsay will remain behind bars during that time if that is what Judge Fox decide |
